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fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.

Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends

by bhfg6t7h October 20, 2017

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fake-tato

The powdered mashed potatoes you get in a box.

I was running out of food so I decided to whip together my box of fake-tatoes for dinner.

by Dr. Craig September 2, 2007

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fake Constitution

What the 45th POTUS thinks about the US Constitution primarily because he has never read it and therefore thinks it does not exist.

Why don’t you check out that phony Emoluments Clause in the fake Constitution?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fake af

Acting brand new; acting in such a way that depicts a β€œfake” persona and/or out of character speech or actions

Friend 1: Alberto acting kinda different today, huh?
Friend 2: Don’t mind him, dude’s always been fake af.

by Bowsettehentai January 27, 2021

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fake depression

If your name is Kazuto you are faking sad feelings to get attention bc your gf slaps you

Kazuto - i want to die bc i have fake depression

by @Kazuto#5284 November 11, 2019

14πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Fake blazing

Someone who fakes being high (mainly nittys) to show off in front of people or to impress people to make them think that they are hard.

Woah Ben is so high look at him.
Nah he is just fake blazing.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020


fake thurl

When a person does something for an image thats not their character for attention or to seem cool.

This dude jgotti post a hellcat acts like he owns it thats fake thurl.

by Armani Waite December 5, 2020