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This insult may lose faith in humanity itself
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Ashley: *walks inside*
Bob the doctor: I’m sorry but ur daughter a father
Houndog: *Gets fucking obliterated by lighting*
A sweet'n low father is one who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to achieve the status, so they buy cheap things as gifts
Girl 1: I heard you got a new sugar daddy, how much jewelry have you gotten from him?
Girl 2: Well he works at McDonald's so he's more of a Sweet'n Low Father, all the "jewelry" he "buys" is the plastic rings you get from quarter machines
Perspiration from the perineum.
“Bro, I’ve got the gooch sweats so bad I’m dripping Father nature's tears through my shorts!”
Northern English.
1) A friendly enquiry about the health of one's paternal relative.
2) A phrase to use when you've temporarily lost the right word. Or want to hide that word in order to shield more delicate ears.
3) Sexual intercourse or similar intimate entertainment requiring euphemistic reference. Accompanied by winking and smiling.
1) How's yer father?
2) *indignant* Well that's a fine how's-yer-father, in't it?
3) We had a lovely picnic, got pleasantly drunk, then spent the whole afternoon in lazy, sunny how's-yer-father.
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Father Milk Mans are the best. they sometimes go by Mila or sometimes just Father. She’s spicy, trans, and she adopts a lot of people into her family.
ayeee father milk man how’s it going spicy dad
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A romance between a father and daughter.It sometimes happens. most all ways when the father is just a few years older than the daughter,like when she was born when he was in his early teens.
Kathy is in a father daughter romance.
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an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms
I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents
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