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fitness stain

The area of perspiration on an individual's pants/shorts in the butt-crackal or taintal region made visible to the eyes of the surrounding audience; most commonly associated (but not necessarily) with strenuous activities - such as working out.

Hey dude. . . before we go out in public, you gotta do something about that gnarly fitness stain you have goin' on down there! Does that not bother you?

by Stupidjerkheadface April 9, 2016


DAX Fit

An outfit or article of clothing which is overly colorful/flamboyant to the point where it comes off as gaudy/extra.

Guy 1: Bro, did you see those acronym prestos?
Guy 2: Yeah, but they look like they belong on a DAX fit!

by tlhcamo October 2, 2019


Uomo Fitness

A guy that became incredibly large after spending six months in New Mexico. He both breeds and trains calves.

Synonym of Uomo Largo.

Look at Riccardo man, he's such a Uomo Fitness!

by Paso_ November 24, 2021


Nookatine Fit

A temporary medical condition, characterized by restlessness, irritability, and a lost-in-space appearance, resulting from a prolific reader's Nook (or similar ebook reader) needing to be charged. The symptoms are particularly pronounced during extended car or plane trips.

Just as my wife was getting to the end of the new Patricia Cornwell novel, her Nook had to be charged. I had to put up with 3 hours of a complete Nookatine fit.

by Smoothrob July 14, 2011


Loose Fit

Something that sort of belongs in a category, but not exactly.

That video of a kid falling down the stairs is kind of loose fit for r/childrenfallingover.

by burgersashimi September 29, 2022


a fit of health

he/she/ze is dyin'

Granny is having a fit of health. She may pass real soon.

by mr.tourist January 25, 2021


you fit as

Australian slang, meaning you are really good looking.

Damn girl you fit as x

by xxbritxx March 13, 2018