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something that is so floppy it is cute
My son has the best floppy-cute ears.
The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.
Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night
Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.
Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
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When your dong goes chugging along
TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret
When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!
Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!
A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.
I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.
probably a pigeon flopping about in a city square (notably piccadilly gardens)
To slap someone's face with your hand with a fast side to side motion using the palm then back of hand.
"Matthew is an idiot so Mikey hit him with the floppy fish."
"Man, Im bout to floppy fish yo dumb ass"