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When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.
"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."
The smell right after you flush a fresh hot dump.
Guy 1: hey man, does it ever smell after you’ve flushed a dump?
Guy 2: Yea man, smells like dump-flush!
This is the art of flushing ones toilet as soon as boo boo hits the water.This is done so that the person coming into the restroom won't know you stunk up the place.By flushing as Soon as the turds hit the water you smell no lingering funk,it's like you didn't go to the restroom.Hence the term Ghost Flush..
Josh this is work man,nobody wants to smell your insides.Ghost flush next time.
Sex position. When you hold someone’s nose, forcing them to take a breath and swallow whatever you have forced into their mouth. Typically used in water sports or bukkake porn
“We had to flush the toilet on that twink we invited over last night”
The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
Slang/code word used between geeks, once they have finished viewing online porn.
1. Means they have have literally flushed the web browser's cache as to leave no evidence of viewing porn.
2. Blowing their load whilst/after watching online porn.
I flushed my cache so my mom will not find out.
That babe online was hot, I flushed my cache with excitement, got it all over the keyboard.