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Friends rock! Yea, they do!!!!!
friend.
OMG! Last night, I touched her boob, then, we fucked on her mom's bed! Then i ate her out, and she went and i found her with a girl and they were licking eachothers clits, and that LESBIANNNNN! boobieeee!
V. To ask someone to be your friend on facebook.
"I meet this hot chick the other day at SAE."
"Dude, did you friend her?"
"Like an hour later."
what all the chicks say to Jesse Aguilar when he asks them out.
Jesse (over text message): Do you wanna go to Sadies with me?
Kayla: Nah dude, I only like you as a friend.
A person (usually independent and intelligent) who you leave to have a sexual codependent relationship with someone else.
The person you've known for years that goes on the back burner for your significant other.
A place holder until you find someone to sleep with.
The third wheel.
Ex 1:
Girlfriend: Hey let's go grab a bite to eat.
Boyfriend: Alright sure, lets go.
Boyfriend: You mind if I invite John?
Girlfriend: Who's that?
Boyfriend: He's just a friend of mine.
Girlfriend: Well I only made reservations for two at "insert restaurant".
Ex two: Forever alone.