friend

A term used to label the male/female's private parts, in a g-rated fasion

"Wow Andrew, your friend is VERY excited!" said Vicky

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friend

Friends rock! Yea, they do!!!!!

friend.

OMG! Last night, I touched her boob, then, we fucked on her mom's bed! Then i ate her out, and she went and i found her with a girl and they were licking eachothers clits, and that LESBIANNNNN! boobieeee!

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friend

V. To ask someone to be your friend on facebook.

"I meet this hot chick the other day at SAE."
"Dude, did you friend her?"
"Like an hour later."

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as a friend

what all the chicks say to Jesse Aguilar when he asks them out.

Jesse (over text message): Do you wanna go to Sadies with me?

Kayla: Nah dude, I only like you as a friend.

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Friend

A person (usually independent and intelligent) who you leave to have a sexual codependent relationship with someone else.

The person you've known for years that goes on the back burner for your significant other.

A place holder until you find someone to sleep with.

The third wheel.

Ex 1:

Girlfriend: Hey let's go grab a bite to eat.

Boyfriend: Alright sure, lets go.

Boyfriend: You mind if I invite John?

Girlfriend: Who's that?

Boyfriend: He's just a friend of mine.

Girlfriend: Well I only made reservations for two at "insert restaurant".

Ex two: Forever alone.

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friends

somethings you don't have

"you have no friends!"

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Friends

The reason im not dead yet

Thank you guys for being my friends and keeping me sain

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