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It's Where You Put A Person In A Chokehold And Shake All The Money Out Of Him/Her's Pockets, Then You Grab The Money And Run
Yesterday I Pulled A Jewish Kung-Fu, I'm Not Broke Anymore.
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If Chuck Norris had to search for something on the internet, this is the skill he would employ to get it done.
A person who has mastered the art of Goog-A-Bing Fu is truely an awe inspiring wonder to behold. A Goog-A-Bing Fu master can find anything on the internet that a person could ever want to know.
Wikileaks has nothing on a true Goog-A-Bing Fu Master. They truely are a Phd of Http!
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those bits of information that attempt to hide and mask themselves amongst tubes of the interwebz.
And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my Goog-A-Bing Fu upon thee!
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A parent who's native tongue is not English and pronounces words a little unique.
My dad is from Iran. Therefore, he is a Turd Farrest Fued.
It's when an Asian girl is sucking multiple penis and is jerking off another two
John: Me and a bunch of friends went to Jackie's house and guess what happened
Steven: she gave you guys a Kung Fu Sucking
Fu<k Sake is used after you find out something you should have maybe known before or used when questioning the validity of something. Fu<k Sake can be used instead of saying, "Jesus Christ" , "that's rediculous" , "are you kidding me", "what?, no way", etc. Reference @whatnooowaaay
example: infomercials-when you see that amazing product on tv for the first time and its so amazing you say, "What? Nooo Waaay, for Fu<k Sake, why didn't I think of that."
1. (noun) An indivdual whose dance moves consist primarily of kicks and punches. (Generally used to describe goths.)
Kung Fu Warrior over there almost kicked my head off during "Assimilate".
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The absolutely faggiest mustache ever invented. 99.9% of people who sport these are redneck gaymen.
I know a gay redneck man named Charles, aka. "Brokeback Charles" who sported a Fu Manchu Mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. When he wasn't in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. He gave me the creeps!
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