Full wrench

Named after the depressingly insane internet troll, "The Writing Wrench", to go "Full wrench" is to say that someone is insane without justification or explanation.

"Did you see Cindy pull her pants down last night and spend half an hour eating dog biscuits?"
"I know, right? She went full wrench."

full boat

"Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.

If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.

If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.

In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."

From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."

In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"

"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"

You're full of it

Abbreviated Y.F.O.I.; An expression that means someone is lying through their teeth about something

Sarah: Did you know that I can do a full split without having my hands on the ground?
Jenifer: You're full of it. I saw you trying to do one a few days, but your feet were not that far a part enough to be a full split and your hands were on the ground.

A full JF

It is when you are in a climate where the weather is so hot and humid you have to unbutton your shirt passed the publicly acceptable point.

Look at the guy sporting a full JF

full sky

To have every paid for subscription package on sky tv. Also known as 'all the channels'.

Let's go chill at Brian's, he has full sky

Why watch regular channels here when you can come to mine and enjoy full sky?

Full Cycle

Noun: A full rotation of piss, shit, and cum (not necessarily in that order). A full cycle is typically had in the toilet but may also take place in one's pants.

Give me a sec, I'm about to have a full cycle in the bathroom.

Full Circumcision

The act of cutting a man's dick off

Friend 1: so, what happened?
Friend 2: So when I went to get circumcised, the guy did a Full circumcision
Friend 1:Wait, what?
Friend 2: It's when you get your whole dick chopped off
Friend 1: lmao

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