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A Hardcore gamer is a knowledgeable, active and committed individual with a high degree of interest or commitment in playing video games.
Nintendo abandoned the Hardcore gamer when they made the Wii
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A graduate of the days of pong, pac man, and space invaders. A gamer in their thirties and above who plays for fun and the glory of the occasional win, who doesn't have to ask mommy or daddy for money to buy the latest game, who doesn't have to get permission to stay up late and play online ( .... well, a kitchenpass from the spouse may be required). A gamer who ... "back in my day, we didn't have gameboys. We had to walk in 3 feet of snow, uphill both ways, just to play Donkey Kong". A gamer from the era of Atari, Commodore 64, and the TI 99.
You just got schooled old man ... you must be a geezer gamer. I just pwned your @%*&ing ass you geezer gamer.
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The secret dip hidden away under the fat rolls of only the most legendary gamers. Legend says only around 1,500 people have the sacred cheese within their gamer rolls. It is commonly reffered to as the snack of the gods, and many would kill to have a taste of it.
"Hey phillip, did you hear about Bartholomew?"
"No, what?"
"Dude... He has the gamer cheese."
"Holy Heck, let's get down to his man cave now!"
"No no no, wait. We must bring gifts of green beverage."
"Don't forget the Doritos for dippin'."
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When after hours of game-playing, your hands (and sometimes arms) won't stop shaking. Particularly after playing the Nintendo Wii
"I played Metroid for hours, and my gamer parkinsons started acting up. My hands won't stop shaking!!"
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A little whiny bitch, usually under 13 years old, that plays online games. He usually makes immature jokes like "penis! haha!" and gets really annoying because he pisses you off.
I had to ban the junior gamer from the server cuz he thought weewee was a funny joke.
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The condition of getting a sore/blistered thumb from playing video games for an extended amount of time.
"I played God of War II last night for five hours and i hadd to quit because i got gamer's thumb."
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When you are in the heat of battle and you dont have enough time to sit and take a real shit you run to the bathroom shit as fast as possible then just run back and continue playing.
When klak was playin halo one day he ate too much beans and had to run and take a gamers dump before his character respawned.
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