Garbage Can Lid

A person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of Eminem's "Lose Yourself":

My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.

God, Garbage Can Lid rules!

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garbage bin chemical warfare

(n.) A passive aggressive argument between roommates, conducted when both parties continually refuse to take the trash out.

The resulting odor can lead to a household crisis, with general evacuation and avoidance of the common areas for the duration of the conflict. Can last for several days or, if stubborn, months.

Lisa: I'm near yours, can I stop by?
Tom: Wear a gas mask, we are enduring garbage bin chemical warfare.

lets do the fork in the garbage disposal

"lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!", is a funny ass line form Punchrobert's the yes dance, search yes dance on youtube to find it.

Robert James: lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!, lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

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GPK (a Garbage Pail Kid)

a GPK (a Garbage Pail Kid) is a sexual act in which one person penetrates the other up their butt, while holding their head in a bucket, or other large container, of vomit.

This girl I dated was into vomit, and last Tuesday, she asked if I'd give her a GPK (a Garbage Pail Kid).

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EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena

Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena, formally known as EAGP, is a disease that tends to occur in those that are religious. It is a simple case in which your answer for almost everything is less than immature.

Man 1 : "how did we come to earth?" Man 2: "god made us" Man 1 : "are you stupid? or do you have EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena?"
Man 1 : "how does a computer work?" Man 2: "its like magic but with electricity" Man 1 : "are you stupid? or do you have EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena?"
Man 1 : "am i able to become a top class professional of my choice?" Man 2: "if god says so" Man 1 : "are you stupid? or do you have EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena?"

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Pour Vinegar On Bread And Leave In Garbage Can

Its a smart idea

Lets Pour Vinegar On Bread And Leave In Garbage Can.

I heard its trendy!

thanks for checking in im still a piece of garbage

garbage trash everyone get rekkkkkt

hey thanks for checking in im still a piece of garbage but im not u r so get rekt

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