Goo-Gimp

the lack of a shower and cleaning up "down there" causes hairs from the 70's afro-bush to clump together, thus impeeding the movement of one's inner thighs. Therefore, causing a slight misdirection of balance which in turn creates a sort of limp

Check out the Goo-Gimp on Marie. She must have got some last night and is still smuggling the man chowder in her nappy dugout.

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Baby Goo

The stuff that comes out of a woman's pussy after her water breaks. It's the first signs of Going inta labor.

"It is a good plan until her water breaks all over Robert De Niro's shoes. (Mimicking) "My Shoes! Hey, there's all this baby goo on it!"

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goo goo ga goob'

word used by the Beatles in I Am The Walrus. Meaning, yes and certainly or uh-huh

You are a looser, goo goo ga goob'!

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Déjà-Goo

The remnant of a masturbation session that results in the head of your penis sticking to your underwear, reminding you that you’re a disgusting pig.

Bro, after I peeled off my chonies following a 3 hour Mountain Dew, Cheeto, and pornhub binge... it was Déjà-Goo all over again.

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goo jab

a painful jab to the stuff between the legs (males)

he got goo jabbed so hard his balls popped.

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guido-goo

Italian-American food.

Pick up some gravy on the way home, I'm in the mood for some guido-goo.

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sploo goo

The goey substance left around the genetals of the male, female, or both after sex.

"I have to go clean off all this sploo goo after last night! God.... I'm so sticky!"

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