When a male puts his finger on his gooch, collecting sweat and smell, and then sticks his finger in a peanut butter jar and licks it. That peanut butter is now gooch butter.
Sal: Why the fuck did you put your gooch fingers in the peanut butter?
Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.
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The place between the vagin and the asshole.
OH EM GEE THERE IS SHIT ON MY GOOCH!
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A song so good, it has a physical effect on the body. It slaps the gooch.
Gin and Juice is such a great song! Total gooch slapper.
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also a preson who would glady engage in sexual activities with other men involving the use of his gooch.
"what now"(nathen) "why dont you go fuck your fellow gooch monger tyler."(Straight people)
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where some one likes to sniff gooches.
hey man, my ferm (H.J.W) likes gooches, "well, he must be a gooche sniffer"
A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another maleβs gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I wonβt shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.
Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time