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government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.

Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023


Government juice

The covid vaccine

I got fired from my job during lockdown for not getting the government juice

by Arcpelenka February 9, 2024


The role of government

According Ben Shapiro the role of government is to protect HIM. Protect his religion. Protect his stuff from the rabble. Protect his stuff and religion from foreigners. Ha! Governmommy!

Hym "The role of government is to protect Ben. That's it. That's his entire thing. Protect his kids from SEEING a tranny of anything that might make them question their religious presuppositions. Protect HIM from getting his stuff taken (But OBVIOUSLY not ME, HYM, But HIM instead of me (because my stuff is being taken)). Keep people who might change how the government works from EXCLUSIVELY PROTECTING HIM to something else. I mean, the shit-libs just want to replace religion use it as a tool to force people to behave how they want them to behave. Just as bad but stoll better than the religion."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024


Government Joint

A cigarette

"You still smoke government joints?"

by Jimothy Slaps January 19, 2022


executive government

Executive Government is submitted by Muse Dictionary in Bored Zone I am fine with the blood of Jesus and the rest of the week and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car 🚗

Executive Government: Easy for me to get a new one 🤠☺️🙂☺️🤠🙂

by Muse Dictionary May 2, 2022


Governmental Nonsense

Nonsense as it pertains to the government.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I couldn’t leave just the stick figure guy because it should include the word being defined. That’s governmental nonsense.

by Just another rando December 24, 2021


Governmental nonsense

Nonsense as it pertains to governments/policy makers/rule deciders.

I had to create an email address to create this definition, that’s governmental nonsense.

by Just another rando December 24, 2021