beatin guts

Excessive movement of a well endowed male member inside a woman's puss, resulting in internal bruising , torn labia, bleeding conch, and in rare cases, pregnancy.

While we were standing at attention for three hours, sweating our balls off, Ralph was in Bakersfield, beatin guts.

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bubble guts

a sick feeling you normally get after eating a box of KFC.

things such as nausea and stomach pain are common occurrences when you get bubble guts. Death is also plausible

I had some KFC earlier today, and now I have a saw gut. I think I may have caught a case of bubble guts.

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gut rot

A catchall term for heartburn, acid reflux, ulcers, and other things where your stomach feels like it's digesting itself. Since for the most part, you take the same pills for them, there's rarely a need to differentiate in casual conversation.

"Oh man, I've got some killer gut rot, anyone got some Rolaids?" "Here, take a Zantac, it'll work better. And maybe you should stop working 80 hour weeks and eating garbage?"

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plowing the guts

Having intercourse with a ho. Sometimes heard as "gettin' up in the guts".

What wuz you doing in the bathroom with my sister so long?

Step off fool...I wuz plowing the guts! Can't you see she's walking all crooked!

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tunnel gut

cunt hole. Sluts are tunnel gutted

yo tunnel gutted slut, i could park up in dat tunnel bumper and slap dat monkey. Could run a train through dat.

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Dick Gut

When your fat stomach becomes so large it hangs over your junk, like kneaded dough.

Dude: Your boss John has some dick gut going on
Dude 2: Yah totally

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puss gut

When a woman's lower belly fat hangs over her puss.

Check out the puss gut on that lady in the black stretch pants!

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