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They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them
OH FUCK YEAH I LOVE THEM HAMSTER NUTS
When a man shaces off his pubic hair and shapes it into a hamster then injects his seemen into and a girl eats it
Baby that saucy hamster last night was delicious
a tie with the 2nd coolest in the whole wide world
shes no izzy but shes right there with c saw so she must be a SAH hamster
When a man lies over the sunroof of a car, thus exposing their penis to be sipped from as if it were a hamster getting a drink of water.
“I took her to the Cheesecake Factory and she was so excited she wanted to give me the hamster right there in the parking lot.
When you're a basic girl and you don't shower on the reg and try to cover it up with dry shampoo. #Hamsterlife
A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.
any last words?
oh shit get the hamster
oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster
an endearing nickname given to ones pet hamster who may act as if they are on crack cocaine
This is my pet hamster, her name is Gizmo but we all just call Crack Hamster