Cupboard handle

So not cool. Said to someone who thinks they're in the cool group. But isn't.

You're such a cupboard handle 🙄

trap handle

noun-
1. Penis, but specifically in regard to one on a tranny, crossdresser, or general trap.

"Sorry man, we thought he was a chick. Ah, but trap handles make fools of us all."

Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.

Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.

pineapple handle

A large ponytail on top of the head, looking remarkably like a the top of a pineapple. Considered to look 'handle like' for oral sex.

wow, check out that pineapple handle.

handle your handle

To be able to sip, but still function, to be able to function as a being, even if sloshed. Dont drink and drive.

Bro, you need to handle your handle. I'm handling my handle.

pulling the handle

An art term for jacking off

Ceramicist: I’m just pulling the handle!

Us: is that what the kids are calling it?

grabbing handles

Jerking off

He was definitely grabbing handles last night.