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Heather is a name to call girls who you think look perfect or have perfect lives. This term was popular in 2020 and nobody really uses it anymore. But it is one of the cutest things girls said to eachother.
Girl 1: Omg, that girl is literally such a HEATHER
Girl 2: I know right? Oh I would kill to be her
A beautiful and inspiring person. Somebody others can look up to and be like, although, you can never be as great as a heather.
Heather is a term that comes from a song by conan gray . A heather is someone or something you aspire to be . For example , you like a boy and the boy likes a girl , you can call the girl a heather cause you wish you were her . You can also call people who you want to look like a heather cause she /he is very beautiful
Formal noun;
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
1. The girl Conan Gray is jealous of
2. The girl that got poisoned by drain cleaner
3. A pattern particularly seen on sweaters
“I wish I were Heather...”
“Shut up Heather”...”Sorry Heather!”
“I put on my favorite gray heather shirt today!”
The ratchet version of a Karen who thinks that having mixed-race kids is woke
Person in the dinner queue: ‘Hi can I get potatoes please?’
Heather: ‘Yes dear, your skin colour reminds me so much of my kids - they’re mixed-race you know.’