hello dave

Quote from "The League of Gentlemen", character PAPA LAZAROU, a warped character that speaks gibberish and insists everyone is called Dave and that they are his wife. Unfortunately for anyone actually called Dave in real life they may have found that when they introduce themselves they are subjected with this quote.

Steve: Hey mate, I'm Steve
Dave: I'm Dave, nice meeting you
Steve: Dave eh? HELLO DAVE!! YOUR MY WIFE NOW DAVE!! WANT TO BUY ANY PEGS DAVE?!!
Dave: bye
Steve: bye

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Hello Sailor

The infamous phrase from the Zork games.

"Hello sailor."

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Hello Kitty

The coolest cartoon cat you will never meet, only to be ruined by those we call the Scene Kid.

Scene kid 1: OMG i LyK3 LuV hEll0 K!TtY sHes sO SC3ne RaWk!

R.I.P Hello Kitty

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Hello Sailor

A mating call said by gay men to Navy personnel and other sea-faring individuals.

I wouldn't say he's gay, but I could hear him mutter "hello sailor" a couple times last summer in Corpus Christi.

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hello moto

Peepz who love their mobiles/cell phones greet them by saying hello moto.

Man: Hello honey, hello kids.
Phone: Do Do Do Do Do Do
Man: Oh yeh, hello moto!

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hello kitty

Hello Kitty originated in Japan, where it was simply a cartoon cat invented for young children. I, as a child had a pair of Hello Kitty Pj's, several Hello Kitty toys and a Hello Kitty T shirt. However, suddenly, Hello Kitty has evolved into some sort of scene kid mascot. Every scene kid you come across seems to be wearing some sort of Hello Kitty merchandise. The even worse point I am yet to make is that scene kids are basically wannabe emos, and how the hell is Hello Kitty emo at all. This is revolting, as these monsters have transformed a simple children's character into the leader of their ridiculous cult.

Kate the scene kid: "Omg, look at this new tee I got from Afflecks palace! It's Hello kitty!"
Laura the scene kid: "Oh my days! That is so awesome, now we look sooooooooo emo ="

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Hello Kitty

What you say when someone sits down and their dress is too short.

Amy sat down in front of me in her super short new dress and Hello Kitty!

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