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1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive
2- A pit bull with makeup
Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!
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A person with very poor skating skills who decides to try to whack a puck into a net on the ice while acting like a big shot. This person doesn't appreciate the fine art of figure skating, yet they spend any time off the ice at the arena looking at the butts of figure skaters.
Look at those pansies ridin' the ice like they're some sort of big shots. Bet they can't even stop on ice like us All Mighty Hockey Players. *CRASH*
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When an aging MILF rests her sagging chest on someone's head.
"Dude, you were so drunk last night at the bar that some lady totally hockey momed you."
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when the person to which you are tossing a salad farts and shoots a piece of shit into your mouth and SCOOORRREEESSS!!!
"I didn't mean to play air hockey Bill, but you've got me so relaxed I could not control myself."
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adj. A term coined by Newcastle Uni Mens 1st XI, who were the pioneers of this complex style of play in 2006. Used to describe fast, free-flowing hockey which results in one team totally dominating their opponents. Usually accompanied by numerous goals.
Fred: "Damn George, that game was one-sided!"
George: "Tell me about it, that team knew they were gunna get it, they just didn't know from whom or from where!"
Fred: "Hell you could pretty much say that was total orgy hockey."
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Has nothing to do with the amazing sport of hockey (well, it is called hockey, played with sticks, has the same goal and more or less the same positions) but it isn't as cool as real hockey.
It's a very preppy sport, and yet at the same time, widely recognized as a lesbian sport.
I don't play it, but I know some people who do. Only 1 out of the 10 people I know playing it are lesbians...still that's higher then most sports...
Greg- 'Look, it's a lesbian,'
Nancy- 'Yes, she's the Field Hockey team,'
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a pak of worthless, scumbags, whose goal is not to score with pucks but with puck fucks and wonder around life drunkingly stupid, growing old and losing hair wondering at the age of 50 where the hell life went...not NHL material :(
Hey notheastern hockey, can you feel it? Yes, Yes, Yes!
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