Safety Homework

When for some reason, you're not supposed to be going on the computer (because you're grounded, because it's midnight, etc) you either
A) pull up an old report you wrote on the computer or
B) write a paragraph on whatever class your "homework" is in, then copy and paste it over and over. Chances are, your parent isn't going to READ the paragraph, maybe just a sentence to know you're on track.

Then, you can do whatever without having to do anything.

I wrote a completely fake paragraph on Civil Rights for my Safety Homework while talking on MSN. Worked like a charm.

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Homework-Depression

The act of procrastinating on Facebook by not doing ones homework until homeroom the next day and resulting in lower grades.

Sammi Jo:" Ive got so much homework!"
Emily:"Me too, but i have Homework-Depression!"
Sammi Jo: "Hey! Not a bad idea!"

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Homework Slave

A submissive guy that enjoys being made to do the homework of attractive/dominate Girls for free. The act of having to do the attractive/dominate Girl's work for them while the attractive/dominate one parties, relaxes, etc., stimulates the submissive's need to be selfishly used and abused.

Goddess: Slave, I am going to party this weekend and need you to write My paper for Me!

Homework Slave: Of course Goddess!!! use me anytime!

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Homework Fatigue

sear exhaustion, from completing a small amount of homework. can also be accomplished after pulling an all-nighter, when you just realized that the assignment your teacher gave you is due tomarow, especially when you have been procrastinating for long periods of time.

"Dude! Wake up!"
"Huh?~ Oh, sorry bro. I have severe homework fatigue, today. I only finished, like, three questions on our math homework last night."

"I got homework fatigue this morning, after trying to finish that project in science last night."
"Dude, wasn't that assigned two months ago?"
"It was? ..."

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Homework Speedrun

Term used when you try to do a semester's worth of online homework within the 14 day free trial of the program.

"Hey man did you buy the homework program?"
"Nah, I just am gonna do a homework speedrun"

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english homework

oral sex between women a lot of times while the receiver is doing something unrelated

hey babe can i come over and eat you out while you do english homework

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doing homework

When James and Jennifer get together on long summer nights and have wild, raunchy sex.

"I'm going to be doing homework all summer long."

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