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When you take a phone put it in a girls Vigina then call the phone when it's on vibrate
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Taking a shart in a latina vaginia
Ruieza just let me make a puerto rican hot pocket last night! Dude, nice!
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When a gay man decides to take a shit, freezes it so it can be handled, and proceeds to use it as a dildo with his partner.
That San Francisco hot pocket was amazing last night! Until it started to melt...
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The act of a male deficating into a female's mouth, and then having her perform oral sex while the fecies is steaming in her mouth.
Hot Pocket: Immediately after shitting in your mom's mouth, I proceeded by skull fucking her as she gagged on corn chunks.
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Made by george foreman, used to make hot pockets. cannot be found on google.
Ryan: You don't have a hot pocket maker 3000 made by george foreman.
Jenn: Oh well I'll just go google and get one.
But Jenn was mistaken.
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I thought I saw a ghost and I dropped my hot pocket
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Fucking a chick till she starts to orgasm then pull out and shove your entire dick into her mouth.
Did you hear about her boyfriend giving her the hot pocket last night?!
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