An NCAA Division I football team that won 5 national championships and hasn't been relevant since 2001. Lots of their players from the 80's-2000's are in prison now.
Some primary Miami Hurricanes rivals include the Florida Gators, Florida State Seminoles, Nebraska Cornhuskers and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.
A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "
Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.
" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "
-Fellow Miami personnel
After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.
Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.
A beautiful Italian muff muncher with seduction skills that ultimately becomes your one true amore...
Oh look, there's a young hurricane over there. This is what love at first sight must feel like!
A snowboarder who is extremely talented in the ways of park riding. He or she can spin on and off rails, press to the sky, boost massive jumps, hips, and gaps, and look good doing it. Style is key for a 'Young Hurricane'. If he or she doesn't like the way a trick looked, he or she will redo it.
Young Hurricane's run through the park included a backside cork 1080, frontside 270 lipslide to fakie, and a switch frontside 180 tailpress backside 360 out.
The act of spining the male genital in a circular motion while pissing. This is commonly used to show dominance.
"Did you hear, Bob did The Floridian Hurricane too show his dominance.
probably the most insane hurricane in recent memory, it took more than 100 kts of wind shear and still went on, making rounds as it was officially announced that this hurricane had CAT 5 winds. this hurricane was, or is, expected to hit the shores of Texas and make landfall after unfortunately hitting the country of Jamaica, killing multiple people in specific towns and areas as it tracked through the Gulf of Mexico. it's both unfortunate, sad, and mind boggling.
July 4 or something...
Holy shit, did you see the news?
Hurricane Beryl just hit Category 5, and is expected to weaken as it makes landfall on the shores of Texas.
And it started on July 1ST?!