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Feinting Ignorance

What you're doing... AND what I'M doing! GET IT!? It's a play on words! By shifting the context of the word IGNORANCE I make it so that I'M doing the same thing YOU'RE doing! Did you get it? Remember when I said that? Did you get it? Before I explained it, I mean.

Hym "Right. So, feinting ignorance is where you act as though you are unaware of information of which you are fully aware. But forms of bigotry such as sexism and racism and ablism are ALSO considered ignorance. So you could say that we are BOTH feinting ignorance, right? It's funny. Now, I now you're thinking 'You aren't really doing that! You're just saying to get away with it. You're ignorance is real.' And to that I say: YOU DON'T CARE! You don't give a single fuck about it. You just don't like the things I've said. AND I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU! You aren't an authority to which I can be held accountable. You're likely some piss-ant parent who's butt-hurt I said I don't care about you kids. Or are someone who doesn't like the idea of me not being worse than you. But it's funny right? Now that I explained it. It's kind of funny.... I'm one of the greatest comedy writers of all time, by the way. So... Yeah. That is all."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023


International ignore Lewis day

Ignore everyone named lewis at all possible costs (30th march)

“Omg bro it’s international ignore lewis day
On god?!?!”
“Yeah bro”
“Oh shit better ignore lewis today”

by BigJuicyBlackCock March 30, 2022


Slap Ignorant Men Day

On April 16, it is where people slap men (preferably in the face) who are homophobic, racist, ableist, and misogynistic.

Anna: "Hey, why is everyone slapping everyone?"

Zoe: "It's Slap Ignorant Men Day!"

by hapford March 25, 2021


Ignorant parent

A person who responsibly teaches a young person to abide by the rules yet breaks rules to fit their criteria.

My ignorant parent made my derby car instead of me to increase the chances that I may win a prize.

by HunkyBeat March 25, 2022


National Ignore your crush day!

OCTOBER 17

NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
To see if your crush will ignore you back or make you NOT ignore him/her!

NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
OCTOBER 17 !

by Zayla_May_Catana October 12, 2021


terminal ignore

Terminal ignore is when someone you are close to turns their back and ignores you on an ongoing basis for no reason .

John has put me on terminal ignore. I hear nothing from him and he is always too busy to speak with me .

by Kahamom October 30, 2019


Ignorized

a. To judge something superficially or with a short-sighted understanding due to reluctance, neglect, or ignorance of decisive facts, evidence, or knowledge.

She was so Ignorized she avoided crucial facts that contradicted her arguments.

by Majorenglish37 January 02, 2021