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A Reverse Flash is when you're pushing out a fat shit turd but midway your butthole clenches and it make the turd go in reverse.
Dale: "So yesterday i was so constipated that I had a reverse flash."
Ted: "Did it feel like getting anal?"
Dale: "Fuck you Ted."
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The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".
Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."
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When a Female squirts into a Male's mouth, then the male quickly spits it onto the Female's face, giving her a grenade-like splatter all over her.
We had an amazing time at the party last night! Some girl and I had sex, and I ended up giving her an unexpected Flash Grenade.
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an animation app that you have to pay for 20 a month
Guy :I got adobe animate
Guy 2 : you mean adobe flash player?
Guy ; no you idiot the animation app
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A group of people who set a time with there cell phones to meet at a certain place and time to do gang stuff and are just as quickly gone in all directions.
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taking a axe bottle of body spray and stabing it open with a sharp object then throwing it to an area of people and they will get bombed by axes shitty smell.
the other day I flash banged Xavier while he was taking a poo then held the door so he couldn't get out
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When, from a sober state, you consume a large amount of alcohol (preferably liquor) in a very brief amount of time. By doing so, you go from completely sober to instantaneously drunk, bypassing the 'buzzed' stage of alcohol consumption.
I just got here, the game starts in 20 minutes, and I'm not paying $8 for a beer. Better get flash drunk. Hand me that Jack Daniels.
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