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When getting the right nude lipstick color make it match the color of your butthole.
Girl 1: Hey what nude color lipstick should i get?
William: Color match your butthole
Girl 1: PERFECT
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A phrase coined by Kanye West in one of his many blog rants. Used to express a feeling of extreme disagreement towards someone else's commands.
1."I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK"
2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"
b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"
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When you are unaware of the situation around you because of how high you hold those around you;
1. He didn’t see the blood he drew, he was wearing rose-colored glasses
2. When you wear rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.
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When someone goes outside of their color they do things or enjoy things that people of another ethnic group do or enjoy
guy 1: Hey white guy you like rap guy 2: i do but people tell me to stick to my ethnicity guy 2: c'mon man you gotta go outside your color once in a while
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A phrase used when you are surprised and impressed with an outcome, especially when you were sure nothing good was going to come of it. Similar to saying "Well I'll be damned" or "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle".
After watching a movie that you were so sure would be terrible but it ended up being pretty good, you may say: "Well color me surprised."
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A Coloring Book which is fun for the whole family.
a Book which has a lot of Images of Anime Milfs which you can Color, there is no Nudity in the entire Book, but if you are horny enough, it should do in case the Internet goes out.
I bought the Anime Milfs Coloring Book today, its supposed to arrive tomorrow.
Cool, i also have one, its fun for the whole Family.
When you are being dumb and somebody really sarcastically points it out
Me: Hey Kelsey, we landed safely, but we will try our best not to survive flight #2!
Kelsey: Color me impressed!
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