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When you have been binge drinking for so long that your body rejects solid food.
I've been off work for a week and I'm in vampire mode now.
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When someone acts like a complete social outcast in the weirdest ways. Squinto mode is used to describe someone who has an otherworldly lack of social behavior. They are like a child, doing the weirdest things in public because they don't know better.
Person 1: Is that person scooping their asshole with 4 fingers and sniffing it afterward??
Person 2: Ain't no way, he going squinto mode 💀💀
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When a girl is constantly mad and she appears to have the same qualities as if she were to be on her period 24/7. Thus creating and aurora of anger and torment and complete frustration in and around everyone who becomes involved with her. Bitch can affect the mind and make people want to kill you lol.
Girls who get mad at everything- Bitch Mode.
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Originating from the Naruto series sage mode is used to increase strength defense and speed. However an alternate term for “sage mode” is when you only get 3 hours of sleep and wake up with more energy then you would a normal 7 hours of sleep, this would be a reference to how Naruto needs to remain still to gain nature energy to go into “sage mode”. Going “Sage Mode” can last for days on end, as the little sleep you get magically keeps you energized.
You: I went “sage mode” last night, didn’t get a wink of sleep yet I feel like I could run a Marathon
Friend: I hear that bud.
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An uncommon, solitary, sexual position where a man's penis is passed between his legs and inserted into his own anus, making his body topologically equivalent to a teacup or any other solid geometric shape with a ring attached to it. Generally used to convey the extreme undesirability of a task or situation.
Tom: "Would you believe it? My girlfriend and her family decided to surprise me at home on my birthday, just when I was going doggy style on that other chick Laura."
Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"
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When two computers want to have sex with each other (and not catch a virus), they must enter safe mode before proceeding with the act. Otherwise, the computers could Blue Screen and completely mess up their hard drive.
(This definition applies only to computers running Windows. Mac/Linux users need not worry about safe mode before letting their computers have sex).
Press F8 while your computer is booting up to enter safe mode. Then do whatever you want with it (you sick bastard).
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