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The state your daddy dropped a load in your momma and made you
I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!
Another term for a State Trooper, especially one that tickets for window tint violations.
That Ohio State Pig pulled me over for expired tags. Then proceeded to arrest me for my Biden sticker. Wtf?!?!?!
States that are net takers of funds from the US government.
Ironically, it's people from the Taker States that complain most about how money is spent on the lazy and entitled.
"Colorado state is home to some of the chillest aggie hip kids."
The quality of being angry, depressed, lonely, and horny.
I was in a real quad-state when he dumped me, man.
Located in Starkville, MS, Mississippi State was known for constantly disappointing their sports fans until they won the NCAA National Championship in men’s baseball in in 2021. Typical guys here range from rich farmers to cute & preppy. The girls are the down to earth kind you want to take home to meet your parents. It’s the one school in Mississippi where you can find well rounded people who know how to party, but also enjoy the finer things in life.
Are you going to the Mississippi State game this weekend?
Yeah, we’re grilling out in left field lounge and Dak Prescott is stopping by.