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shag bands are jelly bracelets of which lots of people wear, mostly emo or scene. there are hundreds of different meanings for them but the ones i know are:
black: all the way
blue: oral
green: outdoor sex
clear: whatever the snapper wants
orange: kiss (peck)
yellow: hug
red: lapdance
purple: full-on snog
white: flash
pink: lovebite / hickey
glow in the dark: using sex toys
gold: all of the above
he snapped one of my black shag bands, damit! now i have to f**k him!
i have to give him oral, because he snapped my blue shag band.
hahaha, she snapped my green shag band so now we've arranged to do it outdoors :D
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Like it's solo cousin, air guitar, an air band involves pretending to play musical instruments enthusiastically to recorded music. No actual instruments are involved.
Etymology: Scrubs.
Hey John, would you like to join my air band? We still need an air drummer and an air singer.
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Also known as hell week(s). You run, stretch, march, drill, learn work (color guard) and music (band), and practice all in extreme heat. Which all results in muscle cramps, soreness, bruises, broken bones (color guard; on occasion), dehydration, and tiredness.
Band camp sucks.
I think I broke my wrist today at band camp.
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Lame attampets by freaks to get shagged if a band is snapped.
(Fat guy) You just snapped my shag band, let's get going!
(hot chick) Ew, get away.
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In high school, the girl in the band room that goes out with all of the guys at some point or another.
Usually a striking brunette who plays alto saxophone very badly.
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Life. You meet your bestest friends here and the whole band becomes your second family. Marching band is spent as work and play. You learn how to read drill charts, how to march CORRECTLY and IN TIME, and how to make non-band members be jealous of you. That's the work.
Band is also a lot of fun. The opinions of non-band members don't matter. Your fellow bandmates are the closest ones to you. You tell "one time at band camp" jokes, tell stories about when so and so screwed up, and just overall enjoy your time with your second family, the ones you love.
We work harder than the football team, we get more respect than the football team, and we practice longer than the football team. We are the only reason people come to the games. Don't listen to people who say band is weird. THEY ARE WRONG. BAND= LIFE. :D
(In a restaurant, two friends, one in band, one is not, are eating lunch.)
Dawn: I'm so excited to go to the football game tomorrow!
Jamie: Why? Our football team sucks! We're in last place too.
Dawn: Two words. Marching band.
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The main reason (next to Reality Shows and Dubya) why the world hates America.I forgot hiphop.
MTV - And for the 100th time this hour, here's the hot video from the new boyband *fill in the blank*.
Osama - Fukkit! Death to the infidels!
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