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When a male is peeing while standing, realizes that he has to poop, and transitions to a sitting position to finish off the job before flushing
"Hang on bro, I'll be a few minutes longer. Thought I just had to pee, but going to pop the clutch."
"Aiight bro. Just spray something in there."
Pop the clutch is when someone spends money - "clutch" being a woman's purse.
Daddy said, "Can I take you to the drive-in tonight?"
Then she said, "My direct deposit hasn't even hit, and you already tryin' to pop the clutch?"
1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men
2. the female equivalent to a sausage party
Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.
When You Are The last member of your squad and you clutch the dub
My brother just got a crowning clutch
"Mom, if you make me some cookies, that would be a clutch ass move."
The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.
Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”
a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.
i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.
2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps