whack-off

Something extremely large or noisy.

"The car hit him and I heard this whack-off BANG"
"She has whack-off breasts." (This can also link to "whack off" meaning "to masturbate")

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Whack-oplasty

A type of surgery that makes a Whack person.......Unwhack.

Man that guy is whack! - person 1
He needs a Whack-oplasty! - person 2

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Whack Attack

When one uncontrollably starts to infectiously giggle, seemingly about something simple. Even after brief stints of composure, the whack attack continues.

They got so high they had a 2 hour whack attack when the reporter accidentally said 'poop'...

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whack day

Another nickname for Wednesday, similar to Hump Day.

Next Whack Day, everyone's getting together at my place for some Rum Punch.

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meaty whack

This is a sound effect for some things like a comic relief, or if it’s a sound that comes from having sex. Often a joke to make your friends chuckle till they have a asthma attack.

Example 1:

John: *makes a meaty whack on his thigh*
John and Steven: *both chuckle*

Example 2:

Bruce :I’m gonna roll in this locker room with my big dick! *sets his dick on a table to prove his dominance, henceforth causing a meaty whack*

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whacked the clam

to "whack the clam" is to kick someone, generally a woman, in the pussy, or that thing men shove their dicks into. a "clam" is referring to a "pussy" and a "pussy" refers to a vagina. to whack it is to slap it, grab it, kick it, etc.

"this biddy got into a fight with my girl last night and my girl WHACKED her in the CLAM"-pimpin dude

"i whacked the clam on some bitch last night trying to take my boy"-biddy

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whacking the weaz

Someone who is in the act of masturbating at a highly inappropriate time or place.

"Yo, look! That homeless man is whacking the weaz outside of that daycare center!"

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