ipod touch

crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.

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because you cant think for yourself

ipod touch

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video ipod

vid-A-oh I po-D:video ipod
Device used to view videos, listen to music, or used to hunt numerous small, fur-barring animals, such as squirrels.

"OMFG!!! Did you see what my video ipod did to that freakin' squirrel ?!?!?"

"Wow!! Pink Floyd just pwnd that freakin' chipmunk!!"

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iPod touch

Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.

I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!

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-IPOD thief

a scanless little faggot rat bitch who bro let sleep over at house who steals bros ipod.

that -IPOD thief that you let sleep over at our house jacked your ipod. What a grimey rat.

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ipod shuffle

when someone is listening to thier ipod, you run up behind them and knock them out and drag them somewhere and start to do sweet things to them.......

i let that bitch know wat and ipod shuffle really does......

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small iPod

1)What guys with huge $400 iPods really have in their pants.

2)A small device used to listen to music

Jack thought he was cool with his over-expensive $400 iPod, but he wasn't fooling anyone. Everybody knew that he really had a 'small iPod'.

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iPod Omega

The final form of the ever popular Apple iPod. It is in pre-production phase at Apple headquarters. It will feature a new form of memory storage unique only to iPod Omegas. The memory is planned to hold 500,000 to possibly near a million songs. The Safari browser will be present, but Apple is setting up their own Omega internet server just for the iPod. Videos will return, as will Cover Flow technology, more advanced games, an entire E-mail account and browser, and production ideas are slated for a television reciever for the Omega. More ideas and specs are being added, because the Omega can be considered in pre-pre-production the only definite Omega only spec is the special Omega song memory.

The iPod Omega is the truly the dawn of a new age.

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