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Other wise know as kids, children, are little demon spawns from hell who's only objective in life is make yours into hell.
They are usually found yelling, screaming, crying, a mixture of all three, or torturing someone with their questions that you're not allowed to answer.
Person A: woah you look like shit what happened?
Person B: I was babysitting a couple of kids (children)
Person A: Understood.
Personal slaves
accidently conceived and forced into labor
Oh I just love my children they were born to be my slaves.
How do you like your children Jim?
-Lightly salted, with a side of ketchup
JIM NO
The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.
Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?
Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.