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A place where the best, smartest, cutest, and the nicest people go to discover that science is not their favorite subject. These schools have science-oriented curricula but still give their students room for their interests.
I miss my friends at the science high school...
An evangelist of teh Science. Has a degree in science education and chegged/group-worked his way through all the actual science and math classes he had to take. Teaches your kids teh Science at school by reading word for word from the textbook. Gives them work packets that he found on Google by searching for 'real cool zany science packets.' Doesn't know how to answer any of their questions, but man, does this guy love science! And what he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in zane. He believes teh Science like a good little boy and never questions his Lord and Saviour Dr. Fauci. He's triple masked, vaxxed, and ready to get zany!
Hello, class, I am your Science teacher, Mr. Z. I have a confession to make: I'm not like your last teacher. I'm a fun, Zany Science Guy. And do you know what time it is? It's time. to get. ZANY!
The act of first placing a tube of Mentos candy inside the anus, and then quickly yet carefully sliding a newly opened Coke bottle (neck first) into the anal cavity. The participant should be on all fours with their ass up in the air with the bottle pointed upwards. The Mentos and Coke will react, and launch the Coke bottle out of the ass and high into the air like a Rocket at the Science Fair.
This project is almost guaranteed to win any Science Fair
We were in the bedroom, things were getting hot and heavy. But then I got exhausted, so I stepped out of the bedroom to get a refreshing Coke. When I came back, she had a Mentos in her hand and was pushing it in her ass. She told me she wanted me to win the Science Fair Project, so I just went with it.
Another term for Science Troll. A person whom often argues from a Point of Authority without providing evidence of their own credentials. They are related to a Social Justice Warrior whom may not possess a strong position, but rather look for personal vindication and attention.
Don't be a Science Justice Warrior on my physics forum.
It is a fever dream show that no one cares about
kid: bro have you watched a episode of sid the science kid person: WHAT
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This is a line spoken by the character Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad, when he sees how great Mr. White's crystal meth is because of improved technology. Use it in everyday conversation in a number of ways as follows.
1. To suggest that science is a stronger explanation for just about anything than religion is.
Dude 1: I prayed for my baby to get well, but I also took her to the doctor.
Dude 2: Yeah, science, bitch!
2. To point out the relationship between science and the creation of both pharmaceutical and recreational drugs.
Dude 1: I just took some dilaudid and I feel great. That migraine won't be bothering me again for a while.
Dude 2: Yeah, science, bitch!
3. To show how awesome it is to know science-y stuffs.
Dude 1: The sun is eight light-minutes away. That means that when it explodes, we won't know about it for eight minutes.
Dude 2: Yeah, science, bitch!
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(B.F.S.) A four-year degree that ain't worth shit. You will be making shit money if you are lucky enough to find a job. It's a degree that is categorized under Bachelor of Science (unfortunately).
Here are a few majors that would be categorized under Bachelor of Fake Science: General Studies, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Education, and Fashion Marketing.
On the other hand, Bachelor of Science consists of majors such as Physics, Engineer, Computer Science, Chemistry, and Mathematics.
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