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An expression used after a friend says something particularly stupid, potentially by accident, and does not realize it. However, it must be brought to the friend's attention in the form of light-hearted ridicule.
"I think that I injured my trapezoid muscle at the gym last night."
"Do you mean your trapezius muscle?"
"Oh yeah"
"Nice head!"
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The majority of people who are SELF DEFINED as "nice guys" are usually weirdos that try to act nice in order to hide their awkwardness and pervertness thinking they can fool other people and especially girls. After failing to get positive attention from both males and females instead of trying to actually solve their mental problems they usually end up blaming the society that prefers "assholes" over "nice guys".
The term nice guy has a very positive meaning when used to describe an other person (assuming they do not have in mind the definition above)
-Even if you screw up big time, instead of blaming you and acting like an asshole John will forgive you and help you move forward. He is such a nice guy!
(Someone talking about a genuinly nice guy)
-Even though Im kinda shy I always act nice, never swear and never get into fights girls always ignore me. Why do they prefer assholes instead of nice guys like me?
(A weirdo self proclaimed as a "nice guy" wondering why he can't get laid)
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When a woman's area just off the port bow is lookin fineeeeee.
Oi chap, that's a nice arse that dame has. Shite, I wouldn't mind getting my wanker up in there.
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something you yell at some dude on the sidewalk when you drive by him in the car.
"HEY!...NICE COCK!" (drive away)
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A sweet female who knows how to talk to a male, and is usually quiet, smart and doesn't talk too much, but is ignored by them because she is not as attractive as the smug bitches wearing thongs. Like nice guys, but female.
The nice girl was very sweet and would never disrespect a man, but she was ignored by the boys because they would rather have a moronic bitch that's hot than a smart, sweet one who's not the hottest thing in the world.
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Description of a woman who is not really attractive enough to have sex with but is eligible to give you a blow job due the fact that she has an attractive hair cut that would look great down by your waist and give you something to play with.
Kyle:"Dude none of these women are attractive."
Brandon:"Yeah but a couple of them have Nice Hair, you could at least get a blow job."
Kyle:"Hmmm good point..."
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