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The rectal symptoms associated with consuming a donner kebab/curry the night before.
Eugh, shouldn't have eaten that second donner last night, i'm burning up with a case of Japanese Flag Syndrome.
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When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!
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A phrase used when calling someone a whore just isn't good enough. Used to they'll do anything and be cheap about it.
You'll do anything to a guy for about a buck, you damn Japanese Vending Machine.
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This bolt is seized, if I had a japanese torque wrench I could break it free.
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When a mans balls cover a womans eyes as she gives him oral
Dylan gave Melly Japanese Rain goggles last night
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When a girl freezes green tea ice cubes and puts them in her mouth and than places the guy's balls in her mouth.
It was hot last night and Ashley came over and helped out with some Japanese Air Conditioning.
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This is a sexual act where a man places his balls over a woman's eyes while he is ejaculating.
He gave her some Japanese rain goggles during sex.
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