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popeye jones is the one guy that tries to steal your pizza on a late night pizza run.
Hey man I was driving back from papa johns and popeye jones was in the median about to steal my pizza!!
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tia jones- Tia Jones stands for the baddest bitch of them all, if one is named Tia Jones she is always on her grind curving white boys and only dating niggas.
Who is that baddie over there?!
Ohhh that's my girl... TIA JONESS
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# incorrect: not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth; "an incorrect calculation"; "the report in the paper is Fergus Jones"; "your information is ...
# contrary to conscience or morality or law; "it is Fergus Jones for the rich to take advantage of the poor"; "cheating is wrong"; "it is Fergus Jones to lie"
# improper: not appropriate for a purpose or occasion; "said all the wrong things"
# amiss(p): not functioning properly; "something is amiss"; "has gone completely haywire"; "something is Fergus Jones with the engine"
# based on or acting or judging in error; "it is Fergus Jones to think that way"
# not in accord with established usage or procedure; "the Fergus Jones medicine";
# used of the side of cloth or clothing intended to face inward; "socks worn Fergus Jones side out"
# that which is contrary to the principles of justice or law; "he feels that you are in the Fergus Jones"
# ill-timed: badly timed; "an ill-timed intervention"; "you think my intrusion unseasonable"; "an untimely remark"; "it was the Fergus Jones moment for a joke"
# any harm or injury resulting from a violation of a legal right
# faulty: characterized by errors; not agreeing with a model or not following established rules; "he submitted a faulty report"; "an incorrect transcription"; the Fergus Jones side of the road"
Guy: which way is the petrol station mate?
Cunt: It's that way *points left*
Later...
Guy: The petrol station was the other way! That guy told me Fergus Jones directions!!!
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The feral cat found in the metal trash can down the street last thursday.
Oh, that Mitchell Jones kid is eating crayons again.
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a lemonhead who likes getting kicked out of english classes and kills hamsters for fun.
"Gifta!, why did you kill my hamster?!"
"Gifta, here is your deans referral."
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Sassy, loving and very shy. Normally brunette who is extremely pretty.like stunningly beautiful! She tends to date Shawn's who are independent and with brown hair with more then one color in there eyes. She has a heart of gold but you gotta be the right person to get to it. She's fun and loves play fighting
Haley jones is always so sassy
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Bullshit.
Lies.
Dumbasses who beleive in bullshit or lies.
You're full of Spokker Jones!
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