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1.) an ass man; someone who digs the booty; a lover of posterior; someone afflicted with booty cooties
2.) someone who likes to go in through the out door; someone on a mission to uranus; etc.
bro #1: what's up with that dude? he's always with some fuckin' scary looking slampig with a hardcore butterface and shit.
bro #2: oh, he don't care about nothing above the waist, he's a rump junkie, yo.
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A Fortnite Junkie is someone who plays Fortnite literally for cosmetic purposes only. They get $20 and instantly thinks of Fortnite. When around friends they dont talk about wins but instead skins. They are not even good at the game all they do is complete challenges for skins and v-bucks and other cosmetics, they play 50v50 all day and most of the time dont even win that. The worst scenerio of a Fortnite Junkie is when they have a job, because every check they get literally goes to Fortnite skins and they dont have to worry about bills because they are little kids. One more thing they have over 1,000 games played but a k/d of under .50 in all categories and under 5 wins in all categories, and also they have all these skins which in game makes them look better when you come across them, but trust me their less of a player than you and they think they can build but really can't. But the true meaning behind this is that they are spending so muvh money on a game that they are not good at.
Aww man look at that Fortnite Junkie...he has over 30 bought skins but no wins.
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Someone who is addicted to purchasing plastic figurines or toys. They will usually have entire rooms dedicated to their addiction and are constantly adding more.
Mike just gave Walmart another $300 to feed his plastic junky addiction.
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A Reality-Junkie is an individual that is introduced to a fringe or conspiratorial concept of the world as we know it today, and then becomes consumed by or rather obsessed with seeking hidden truths in-between the grandiose lies past down from those with the power, to those without the power.
"Damn my guy, I thought flat earthers were retarded and now I can see how the degradation of a society makes the people more easily controlled. You know, kinda like how you're a slave to your passions and if you let your passions consume you, you'll do anything to get that fix. Oh well. Guess I'll just keep on researching this depressing shit and never turn off my computer to go better myself physically, mentally, emotionally or spiritually. "
- Reality-Junkie
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Any person overly concerend with the specifications of a product, to the point of being anal-retentive. They are a salesperson's worst nightmare. Often observed asking the same questions multiple times over, because they believe the salesperson is lying to them. And therefore is trying to catch them doing so. Occasonally, them become so engrossed in the specifics of a product, they lose sight of the most essential information.
"This helmet, has a dual-internal venting system...its made of a high density, polycarbonate...designed to take impacts of up to 200km/h...has a up-to-date Snell rating...has a fully removable lining, designed to wisk away moisture...it's".
"And guess what? You DUMB-ASS, SPEC JUNKIE! It doesn't fit your head properly!"
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A person who always is in possession of way to many tampons or feminine products. A person who always has tampon falling out of bags, purses, and pockets at awkward times. When seen at a store such as CVS or Riteaid, they will excecivley buy tamps.
Stacey: Hey i think you might have a problem with buying too much tampons.
Suzzie: No i dont! Your crazy!
Stacey: Sometimes I think your such a tampon junkie!
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Someone that gets high from sniffing dirt in vacuums.
I get brain freezes from being a vacuum junkie.
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