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KEEP IT REAL

A farewell gesture by "hard cunts" or heinouss five members...

Often done with the beating of the chest

Often said at the end of a conversation that began with "Koweeee Cobbber!"

"Keep it real cobber!" *hangs up phone*



by Pearson March 31, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 141๐Ÿ‘Ž


keep me posted

A phrase used to tell someone to keep them informed about what happens in the meantime. Kinda like asking to keep you updated of all the things that happen in your absence.

My best friend (in online chat): "Dude, I'm at the valley now for the fight with that dude . Gonna kill that mofo here who's been threatening me since last month. I'll beat the crap out of him here tonight.

Me: "Alright, keep me posted on what happens! Also, let me know if I shall bring a wheelchair to take you back from the valley after your fight.

My best friend: "Fuck you, man!"

by douche1998 May 1, 2015

144๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Keep fucking that chicken

Keep up the good work.

Coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. (See videos on YouTube.)

News anchor to weatherman: "Great forecast. Keep fucking that chicken."

by Karl721 September 17, 2009

13051๐Ÿ‘ 1794๐Ÿ‘Ž


keep yourself safe

people say this in order to inform someone to "kill them selves" without receiving any consequences from using the harsh term since both phrases are long for "KYS"

"bro this is to easy you're so shit"
"keep yourself safe dude"

by DodgyJuke June 27, 2018

203๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Keeping Up with Thursday

An alternative to 'keeping up with the joneses', although hardly used in the common English lexicon. Other examples include--

A) In expression, used to describe surprise and happiness for the end of the week - Friday, a day in which school is typically over, or for those in work. It can be used also for Thursday itself, for people waiting for the week to be over.

B) A title for a popular webcomic of the same name, about two mousethieves in London with a knack for stealing. The title stems from the fact that the main character, Patrick, was known as the 'Thursday Thief', for his crimes coincidentally happening on that day. Hence, people are trying to 'keep up with Thursday.'

C) A term used to describe the end result of an orgasm during sexual intercourse; the success of a wonderful night in bed with your mate and/or lover. Commonly used in the United Kingdom, though included in the United States in some instances.

This is it--- this is it... Why, I... I... Oh goodness, my love! I can't believe it! I have been keeping up with Thursday! HA HA, this is delicious!

by Salamander Ferret May 5, 2011

66๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


just keep swimming

not to give up when times are rough!

tyler; life is so hard.. i should call it quits!

joel; hey man! just keep swimming!

tyler; alright.......i will.

by luckkkky October 9, 2010

66๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


keep your pants on

Used to tell overly excited/angry people to calm down.

Person One: Bro, I ordered my cheese like 45 minutes ago, where the hell is it?!?
Person Two: Dude, keep your pants on, its coming.

Person One: What in the world made you think I would take my pants off?
Person Two: I don't know, in any case, your cheese will be here soon.

Person One: Nah man, this ain't right, I'm calling the manager ... And taking my pants off!

by welcometoforever March 9, 2015

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