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When two prolapsed anuses touch eachother.
Alice and I got very drunk and tried out some apple kissing last night.
When you take a shit, and the water touches your ass.
My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.
When your dog unexpectedly sits it's butthole on your face.
Wife, "get your butt off my face!"
Husband, "oh, did Winnie just give you a rolo kiss?"
When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits
I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.
When a woman of considerable bust touches her nipple to her clitoris.
"Mio Sotis bent down and gave herself an exquisite dove kiss. Phwoar."
An alternate phrase for Eskimo kisses or kunik.
A gnome kiss, nose kiss, or nose rub, is the act of pressing the tip of one's nose against another's nose, usually interpreted as a friendly greeting or affectionate gesture.
I gave him gnome kisses
when one person blows a large amount of air into the other person's mouth during a kiss, causing the cheeks to puff out.
The first time I gave my boyfriend a balloon kiss, he looked so surprised when his cheeks puffed out and his eyes bulged.