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When two prolapsed anuses touch eachother.
Alice and I got very drunk and tried out some apple kissing last night.
Special ugandan kung fu move, when a person grabs his enemy by his throat and punches him in the mouth.
Narrator: ooh that must've been a powerful ugandan kiss
When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits
I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.
When your dog unexpectedly sits it's butthole on your face.
Wife, "get your butt off my face!"
Husband, "oh, did Winnie just give you a rolo kiss?"
When a woman of considerable bust touches her nipple to her clitoris.
"Mio Sotis bent down and gave herself an exquisite dove kiss. Phwoar."
The “Connecticut Kiss” is the act of standing next to someone, and catching their cold or flu during the fall or winter seasons.
I was just standing there at the bus stop, and some homeless guy gave me the Connecticut Kiss...
The act of two people with split tongues romantically tonguing eachother.
Look at those two scissor kissing passionately. yummy~