big ass knife

a big ass mutha fuckin knife, as in a big ass blady thingy! kill dem snakes on da plane

Dat be a big ass knife nigga!!!

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lyrical knife wounds

a rhyme that destroys the other m.c. in a battle

just cause your mom sucks cock don't mean u gotta wen u rap-lyrical knife wounds

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9/11 Knife

Nickname for a boxcutter blade, as used by the 9/11 hijackers to subdue aeroplane passengers and crew before piloting said plane into the World Trade Center. Alegedly

Pass me the 9/11 Knife, I'm making a stencil.

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gone under the knife

Shaved the pubic region with 1) a razor 2)brother's electric razor 3) dad's electric razor

Brian Keehner told us he went under the knife... but *someone* else hasn't... hmmmm

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steak knife hits

while being severely impaired one loser says "let's take knife hits." the other loser misunderstands him and says "what is a steak knife hit?"

albert, go turn on the stove, it's time took steak knife hits.

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knife wife

A wife who cooks for her husband.

Every guy would be lucky to have married a knife wife.

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Portuguese Knife-Penis

When your pocket knife comes open in your pocket and stabs you in the groin while walking.

"Dude, how did you end up in the hospital?"
"Ah, it was the ol' Portuguese Knife-Penis again."

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