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what every gamer hates in the world
*plays game*
*lag 2 comes up randomly*
gamer: why does this fucking happen
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When it takes a while for one to ejaculate. Not to be confused with gulag or goolag
"Dude, i experienced mad goo lag last night"
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When an MMORPG game rudely logs you out due to a brief period of non-clicking.
I always lag out when I'm cybersexing with Dave!
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The delay between the prompt from one person, such as a joke or question, and the other person's response.
John: I asked Brett how many pets he had today. It took him like 3 minutes to even say anything!
Jim: He must have been suffering from Brett Lag.
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Resembling jet-lag, except that proximate cause is a string of late-night partying rather than a change in time zones.
"Why are you so tired? Did you go somewhere for spring break?"
"Nah, I was here, I'm just totally fun-lagged."
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The exhaustion you feel for several days after going to see 2 1/2 hours of batman: dark knight at midnight
Dark Knight was amazing! But dude I'm so tired, definitely bat-lagged
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When game plays perfectly, but suddenly lags for a split second, followed by death, in which could have been avoided if not for said lag
I only died because of kill-lag
Fucking kill-lag
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