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Person 1: Yo you give the victory lap to that girl
Person 2: yea, left a huge mark
Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.
Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
Wow look at that!!
Ya think it's a merkin?
Mebbe, but it is a she is a true Mattress Lap
An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen
I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap
Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.
“A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”