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When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.
“Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D
“Yeah? What happened?” - A
“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D
“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A
“You know it” - D
“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A
Essentially the lesser version of a sandbagger. Gives no effort to anything of value in life, and fails to acknowledge warnings people give them about doing so.
Jeffrey was leaf bagging his calculus homework, and as a result he got a fifty on it. His teacher and his his parents scolded him for his poor score but he just shrugged it off and wen to his room to play Terraria.
To play like the Toronto Maple Leafs, i.e. frustratingly inept.
The Leafs were somehow losing to the worst team in the league again. They were Leafing away their season.
Leafing:( V) the practice of wandering and picking sick orange , red and yellow leaves off the trees. Usually done in the fall.
Dude did you go leafing yesterday? I got some dope ones for sure!
Finishing top 5 at the end of the season and then choking in the playoffs.
My friend asked how’d it go, I said said we pulled a Maple Leafs meaning we choked
Pulling a maple Leafs: Choking in the playoffs.
An e x t r e m e l y interesting species of ants. They cut leaves off of trees, then carry it back to their colony. After that, they get the fungal spores off the leaves and plant the spores in their cute little farms under ground. The fungus then grows and that’s the food that the ants eat (not the leaves). To protect the fungus from getting a disease and dying, they use the antibiotics surrounding their body to coat the fungi. Sometimes these ants can get confused and cut paper instead, as was studied in a lab by some entomologists. Favourite animal of all time. Have a nice day! 😀
Leaf cutter ants are EPIC. So are all other insects.
The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.
"Dude Trey hit the Alaskan Leaf Blower last night at the party!"
"Really? What a mad man!"