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The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.
I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!
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When a guy hasn't busted a nut in a while, say 4-7 days, and his jizz is extra thick and gooey. Also slightly yellowish tinge to it. His girl would probably have to chew it before swallowing it.
Dude, I dropped huge dirty load in Nikki's mouth last night. She literally had to chew before she could swallow.
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Speaking in terms of time - anything requiring over 4 hours.
In regards to physical objects, more than could be easily carried by the average fat broad.
I have an ass load of work to do this week.
I have an ass load of shingles.
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to have a large amount of stuff/items
(slang)
usually more than 20
I just ate a butt-load of food.
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The act of ejaculation. Load being the semen and blow being the squirting action of cum
Frank: Every-time I Dock with my grandpa I immediately blow load
Larry: Me too!
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a seemingly innocent phrase or sentence that has a sexual double entendre
bob: do you like hard pretzels or soft pretzels better?
sarah: i like 'em hard
bob: i bet you do...
joe: i like the way the loaded phrases roll off your tongue
bob: your tongue must be very skilled...
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A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.
person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!
Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...
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