fuzzy logic

The Logic from which only the fuzzy can understand. Not for the kind face; Deeply thought out facts on light issues not discussed in simple english.

Not usually found in normal everyday conversations.

(orginated from OUTKAST AQUIMENI- GEORGE CLINTON)
"the clouds are meloncholy sky electric blue, Mama earth is tossin an cryin because of you, Raining CATs and Jackals, No shakles desinigrate to residue, silly mortals haven't a clue..."
- Andre 3000

" the sense is not how he sounds, but in the words, meanings, and emotions behind his fuzzy logic. "

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porn logic

Using sex to express feelings or opinion. Spreading your legs to prove the point. Why waste time talking about a problem or explaining yourself when fucking someone is much easier and more fun! Or if you can't make up your mind about something, just fuck someone instead! Reject the losers by fucking their friends, its fun to make the losers feel bad! You are a hot porn star you can fuck whoever you want! The Porn Logic solution to any problem is to have sex, fuck the problem away!

You don't need to explain yourself or have a reason for doing things, use Porn Logic instead!

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Man Logic

The state in a mans mind where no one else but him understands any reasoning behind his actions. These reasons seem perfectly valid to the man, they can be anything from a reason that he is angry to a reason that he beats the crap out of someone.

such as when a man becomes incredibly jealous of another man hanging out with his girlfriend, so much so that he goes to man logic and he would kill the other man this serving no purpose would get him a life sentance and his girlfriend would end up with someone else anyway.

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selmaan logic

1. A style of arguing that employs an intangible, incomprehensible structure that serves to overwhelm an opponent and force them into submission
2. Employing an argument riddled with holes, logical falsehoods, digreesions and stubbornness. Named after Selmaaaaan, but has also been used by ahSuhaylgetoff thecomputer! and MINDY(roar)

Latin Student 1: Woah, Selmaan actually convinced Gweg to reschedule the test!!!
Latin Student 2: Ya, that was total selmaan logic.

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Phuzzy logic

the best type of logic on earth

"Well look at this - ..... - thats why it takes forever to walk across a room"
"Boy man, that sure is some Phuzzy Logic!"

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using that logic

In an argument, it is exploiting someone's logic trail and using the exact same logic trail against them, often modified to use counterpart objects of comparison and/or contrast.
In regular conversations, it is often used as call to action.

Argumentative:
Man 1: One of the ideas explored sometimes was to take useful items and somehow corrupt them and make them unusable/impractical and pass it off as art. Anyways, this guy is about 100 years too late with this.
Man 2: Using that logic, we should all stop making art at all because we're all 41,000 years too late with it.
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She explains that it’s okay to call white people “crackers” because it’s a term slaves used to describe whites. So using that logic, she shouldn’t be offended if a racist white person calls her the “n” word. After all, that’s how the white slave owners referred to the slaves.

Conversational:
Batman gets his name from a fear of bats. Using that logic, what's your superhero name?

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Moon Logic

Moon Logic. When things don't make any sense, or rather, when you are bamboozled by a seemingly illogical jump that others are irrationally capable of making. Used mainly in trying to understand the perspective of women.

Having a conversation with girls requires a lot of moon logic.

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