Mart Helme

A man who will save us from doom.

Mart Helme WILL SAVE US.

Man, go to Wal-Mart

A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.

Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"

Canon G7X Mart II

A small sexy fucking nigger camera of a fucking sexy one. Flipup camera is fucking nigga sexy.

Canon: Build

Canon G7X Mart II: gets fucked so hard its number 1 camera

Shart in mart

"Shart in mart" is to Americans what "poo in the loo" is to Indians.

Created on 4chan to mock yankees, especially self-important ones, lest they forget theirs is a culture where people publicly shart themselves in the supermarket out of sheer, concentrated sloth.

">eurofags and pajeets force a meme together to pretend they're better than the USA"
">amerifags shart in mart together to pretend they're better at pooing in the loo"

Marting

Having sex at Walmart

Bryce was caught marting with his girlfriend

marting

The present participle/gerund form of the verb "to mart."

A philosophical manner of thinking. Marters balance being smart with being simple to express important ideas to all people. They believe that philosophy should be accessible to all, not just fancy people with thic dictionaries. They never equate big words with intelligence or simplicity with stupidity. The world needs more people who like to mart.

Person 1: what's your favorite activity?
Person 2: I enjoy marting.

Soft-serve-Marte

A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.

Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net"
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."