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The muscle you develop between your forearm and bicep on the arm of the hand you masturbate with.
John: Hey broski, wanna hang tonight?
Joe: Ehh... I dunno, I was really gonna work on toning my masturbating muscle tonight.
John: Oh.. I getcha, I worked on it last night.
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a in progress soon to be bill, giving the freedom to masturbate wherever you choose without consiquence
masturbation proclamation, masturbate in class
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The formula for creating a vague innuendo for masturbation.
Verb+Infinitive(the)+Any Noun
Guy 1: I'm gonna go punch the clown for a little bit.
Guy 2: What??
Guy 1: You know... choke the chicken, mow the cougar, beat the meat? Whatever I'm gonna go masturbate.
Guy2: Why didn't you just say so?
Guy 1: Cuz I'm using the masturbation formula!
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The act of three or more people jacking off or fingering themselves or others in the same room. This group maybe be of mixed genders or only one gender.
Jim: Dude, I was at Elliot's house the other day and he got some chicks to come over and jack us off.
John: Is there always group masturbation at Elliot's?
Jim: Yeah it's Elliot's house. Amazing things happen all the time.
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A blister/sore that occurs along the shaft after excessive masturbation.
After stroking for hours on end, Johnny developed Masturbation Burn.
Sexual gratification derived from watching a female masturbate with a lisp.
"Do you like it when I touch my puthy?"
"You're such a Masturbating Sally"
Law of the land giving any person the ability to claim any object on which they masturbates onto as long as that is not already claimed.
"I now own this due to the essential rights given to me by the Masturbation Proclamation"