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The muscle you develop between your forearm and bicep on the arm of the hand you masturbate with.
John: Hey broski, wanna hang tonight?
Joe: Ehh... I dunno, I was really gonna work on toning my masturbating muscle tonight.
John: Oh.. I getcha, I worked on it last night.
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a in progress soon to be bill, giving the freedom to masturbate wherever you choose without consiquence
masturbation proclamation, masturbate in class
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The formula for creating a vague innuendo for masturbation.
Verb+Infinitive(the)+Any Noun
Guy 1: I'm gonna go punch the clown for a little bit.
Guy 2: What??
Guy 1: You know... choke the chicken, mow the cougar, beat the meat? Whatever I'm gonna go masturbate.
Guy2: Why didn't you just say so?
Guy 1: Cuz I'm using the masturbation formula!
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The act of three or more people jacking off or fingering themselves or others in the same room. This group maybe be of mixed genders or only one gender.
Jim: Dude, I was at Elliot's house the other day and he got some chicks to come over and jack us off.
John: Is there always group masturbation at Elliot's?
Jim: Yeah it's Elliot's house. Amazing things happen all the time.
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The instant gratification or satisfaction gained from obtaining information off of the interwebs. This information is rarely retained.
Burnt out from information masturbation due to ever-present smartphones, the 21st century man is doomed.
The process of getting an alert on your electronic device (computer) and being required to do the same meaningless action over and over again with no real progress or additional improvement.
I had to stop and put my initials in this screen everytime I use this program. It serves no purpose. It is like electronic masturbation. It does me no good!
My masturbator generator failed me tonight when I needed it the most!