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When you are not doing anything but waiting for friends to join you.
I was melting my cheese in the living room hoping Jade would not be late.
Where two guys sandwich a girl, one in front and the other from behind and they both ejaculate creating a melt sensation. The guy at the front must then use his penis and cum to draw a Mexican moustache on the girls face.
We just had a Mexican party melt and it was totally hot!
Someone who makes out they’re tough but they’re soft as shit
Holly: do you want a fight?
David: shut up you ham wallet you’re such a wax melt!
Disappear completely, dissolve into nothing.
It was time to leave the party, to melt into the bleeding time.
Screwing a girl on the beach, and you pull out, straddle her, and cum on her forehead. When she sits up, and the cum runs down her face, that’s a Monterey Melt.
Met this chick at a beach bar... I had no choice but to give her a Monterey Melt..
what British girls put on their Snapchat story when someone’s doing they’re head in or they’ve missed something
McDonald’s is closed fs melted
1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president