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Located in Ypsilanti, Michigan this is one of the worst places for "higher education" known to man. The campus sucks, the athletic teams are a joke, social life is non-existent, and the admission standards are so low. Essentially, anyone with a pulse can get in here. Most of the people are commuter students and there is no such thing as an Eastern Michigan fan as the University of Michigan is close in nearby Ann Arbor. Eastern SUCKS!
Person 1: "Hey man, where are you going this fall?"
Person 2: "Oh, I'm going to Eastern Michigan University."
Person 1: "I'm going to Washtenaw. It's way cheaper, and it's a hell of a lot safer"
Person 2: "Losers only go to Washtenaw."
Person 1: "Yeah, well at least I'll be able to transfer to a better school, as no one takes Eastern seriously."
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When a person receives a blow job from a wolverine.
Matt: Dude what happen to your penis?
Jerry: I got a bad Michigan Blow Job last night.
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A University in the UP of Michigan with more guns, trucks, and rednecks than textbooks.
"Where are you going to college?"
"Northern Michigan University."
"Bummer."
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a) Inferior college.
b) For those who did not get into the University of Michigan.
c) for those with a gpa of 2, and SAT score of 400.
Mike attended Michigan State because he was not smart enough to be accepted to The University of Michigan
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After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.
"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"
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A university in East Lansing, Michigan. Mostly for the bitter students who did not get into U of M. 90% of the students are arrogant assholes from small towns in Michigan. They all dress the same too with that stupid as hell fugly North Face jackets. Most of the guys are unattractive, pretentious wannabe jocks or frat brothers. A lot of the girls are raging whores with bad fashion senses leading them into Wet Seal. There are the minorities who are chill or plain annoying and loud. There are wannabe scensters and farmers. This place is stupid- avoid it like the plague. I went there so i know what I am talking about.
Maybe there is something in the water, considering it taste like shit.
On the plus side there some reefer madness.
MSU is loaded with hicks. YEE HAW!
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Northern Michigan University wants to ban smoking on campus anywhere even outside. They dont care about the rights of their students.
Northern Michigan university president wong: we should make NMU smoke free because it would be better and I no like smoke.
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